It’s not unusual for us to get free shit here at _Heeb_ HQ. On a typical day, we might be sent a pet yarmulke and tallis, a survival memoir from a third generation Holocaust survivor and a hip-hop demo from a hasidic/lesbian/amputee. But today, to paraphrase a line from Passover (the holiday with indigestion, the invisible guy who likes wine and the socialization of stealing), is not like all other days. Today, we’ve been offered a free trip to Israel. The dates haven’t been announced yet, but our co-conspirators over at “_Jewlicious.com_”:http://www.jewlicious.com/?cat=6 have convinced the powers that be at “Taglit-birthright israel”:http://www.birthrightisrael.com/bin/en.jsp?enPage=HomePage to invite us on one of their trips this winter. Oh yeah, one other thing: you’re invited too. Imagine that: a pilgrimage to the holy land largely consisting of barely literate, emotionally-stunted, over-sexed heebsters?!
Just visit the Oranim site and “sign up”:http://www.israelfree.com/mailing_listw2007.asp to get relevant trip-related alerts and on September 5, visit the “Taglit-birthright israel site”:http://www.birthrightisrael.com/ to register. Make sure to choose “Oranim” as your trip provider and then select the relevant Jewlicious trip.
Where can I find a description of the Heeb trip? I looked at the Taglit-birthright site and didn’t see one.
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