Coming to a Newsstand Near You
In other important media news, barely legal hottie Zac Efron (he's Jewish, ladies!) and his "disgraced":http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/06/hsm-nude-pic-its-the-real-deal/ girlfriend and _High School Musical_ co-star...
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
The strike at General Motors entered its third day. Ahmadinejad vowed to ignore the U.N. in the dispute over his country's nuclear program. "Female ninjas":http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/14181828/deta...
Poison Ivy
We at Jewdar are not among those critical of "Columbia University's":http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2006/11/26/2006-11-26_wild_sex_101_sm_clubs_nude_parties_porn_.html decision to let Iranian President Ahmadin...
The Best of 5767: Film
_As you might've heard, the lunar calendar finished its cycle and the Jewish year 5767 became 5768. We considered fireworks and a night of pick-pocketing in Times Square, but instead we decided to use the oppor...
Down Under
Not unlike many _Heeb_ readers, I suppose, I was sexually deprived as an adolescent. While I sat at home during my school days doing "you know what":http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/335, the other kids eng...
_Kingdom_ Coming Soon
Steven Spielberg and company have announced the title for the fourth Indiana Jones installment and "gloves have already come off in the blogosphere":http://blogs.tampabay.com/80s/2007/09/indiana-jones.html. It'...
The Gospel According to A.J.
The market for gimmick books—shtick lit, as it were—has enjoyed a surprising shelf life. There are authors who pledge not to spend money for a year, those who promise to say yes to everything and, of course, th...
Taking It To The Streets
"They just aren't pretty," my grandmother declared after walking in and quickly out of Zoe Strauss' solo exhibition at Silverstein Photography this past summer. I was startled. I had spent the last month visiti...
Joan of Snark
Heeb is devastated at the loss of comic legend Joan Rivers. Here, from our 2007 "Chosen" issue is the definitive Joan profile. The world is a less-funny place without her.
My Stalker
Mike Albo loves attention, but this isn't really what he meant. A victim's true, and truly hilarious, story.
Purchase in Advance
It was reported "yesterday":http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070911/od_afp/netherlandsdrugslaws_070911180903;_ylt=Aqw4RBCWcKr6BgXMz_BabEqs0NUE that Mayor Job Cohen of Amsterdam is pushing for a three-day wait peri...
