Holy Sheet! It’s Splitsville
Get ready for more Ben Affleck and Matt Damon jokes than you can stomach. After five years, the 21st Century's answer to Gracie and George, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, have called it quits....
The _New Yorker_ Grows a Set
The venerable old pub used by hipsters everywhere to prove their intelligence ran a cover this week meant to skewer the retarded "Obama's a terrorist" crap, complete with Obama in a turban, burning a ...
Brett Ratner Guest Edits Heeb Summer Blockbuster
Last year, a homeless man named "Metal Mike" introduced director Brett Ratner to Heeb publisher Joshua Neuman in Manhattan. Ratner, who was tossed out of Hebrew school in seventh grade for negiya (t...
Hagee Wire
Alright, alright, so some of you didn't appreciate the Boob Tube post. Whatever happened to blogs being stream-of-consciousness ramblings? This should be more appealing to you letter-of-the-law types. The delig...
Whalebones to Perform at Diamond Days July 17
When you listen to Seattle-based band Whalebones you hear bits of Fleetwood Mac, Black Mountain and Neil Young. Check these choice tracks out and find out what I'm talking about:"Don't You Know" "...
To the Tea
Aww, when I read this story I was reminded of my bubbie: A Japanese woman and her six-month-old baby escaped unhurt from a knife-wielding thief this week after the mother calmed him down with a cup of tea and ...
Eat Your Words
Good thing I'm nearly done with higher education--because the GREs just got harder. The good people at Merriam-Webster have introduced around 100 new words into the latest edition of their dictionary. My fav...
Reeling in A-Rod
According to The New York Daily News, Cynthia Rodriguez believes that Madonna lured her husband into infidelity with the ancient magic of kabbalah. "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him,"...
Kabbalah-Gate?
Gotham has been gaga over the word that Madonna has been canoodling with A-Rod. Now it's time for Jewdar to begin to feign interest, as word on the street is that A-Rod's quite-possibly-soon-to-be ex Cynthia i...
Going Out of Body Sale
So, apparently a New Zealand man is selling his soul-- not to the devil, but on the Internet. According to The Associated Press, Walter Scott, 24, is trying to hawk his spirit on TradeMe, a New Zealand auction ...
Two Can Play at that Game
Mrs. A-Rod is allegedly seeing Lenny Kravitz.Stay tuned for all of the ongoing seismic, semitic shifts to the story right here.......
My Journey With Roman
Brett Ratner and Roman Polanski take an improbable trip to Auschwitz in this Heeb exclusive.
