Reeling in A-Rod

According to The New York Daily News, Cynthia Rodriguez believes that Madonna lured her husband into infidelity with the ancient magic of kabbalah. "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him," C-Rod told a friend.

Certainly, this isn’t the first time that kabbalah and American popular culture have tangoed with one another these past five years, but it’s the first time that Jewish mysticism has been portrayed as a diabolical magic power: It’s "Sleeping Beauty" meets The Manchurian Candidate meets "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

The power that Cynthia Rodriguez attributes to kabbalah is perhaps the most interesting part of the scandal: As disingagement, alienation and apathy proliferate much of the Jewish world, how ironic to suggest the coercive powers of Jewish mind-control techniques?

What do you think?

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Yid Vicious

Yid Vicious is a proud, self-hating Jew, who believes that Jon Stewart is the anti-Christ. His favorite food is toast.

10 Responses

  1. Puck

    For f*ck’s sake…how many articles on this do we need to read?
    She’s an old hag, he’s a nobody…Lenny Kravitz is kinda hot though…more shirtless pics of him…yay!
    But seriously, this isn’t so much scraping the bottom of the barrel as it is lifting th

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  2. Puck

    Legs indeed.
    Madge has legs as well, too bad she can’t keep them together…poxy trollop.

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  3. Puck

    Pox riddled…a victim of the Pox…Poxalicious…a pox on both your houses etc. :P

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  4. iconic

    lol. I know what pox means. I was thinking that ‘poxy’ might be what people in your country use for ‘foxy.’ Like foxy trollop.

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  5. Puck

    She’s mutton dressed up as lamb…old lamb…old, old lamb.
    *shudder*

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  6. iconic

    She’s still saying that they are just friends.
    She goes to his ballgame. They listen to her music.
    They have the same manager.
    Just good friends. ..

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  7. jewbacca

    ever see that simpson’s treehouse of horror episode where the company mascots are ripping through springfield tearing everything up? they all decide to ignore them and sing a cheezy song: “just don’t look!” i think madonna might just go away if we all did

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