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Author Zayin B'Ayin

Zayin B'Ayin

Zayin B'Ayin

Heeb's foremost authority

Yom Kippur Is Almost Here – Have You Waved A Chicken Over A Newborn Baby’s Head Yet?

Zayin B'Ayin
October 3, 2014
Religion
With the Day of Atonement mere hours away, one newborn baby can enjoy a clean karmic slate thanks to a swinging chicken

“Jewish Fall Boyfriend” Craigslist Ad Is A Menagerie Of Insane Murray Hill Clichés

Zayin B'Ayin
October 2, 2014
Internet, Urban Kvetch
Jewish guys not currently working in finance, law or medicine need not apply

At The UN Bibi Netanyahu Compares Iran To Derek Jeter, Twitter Responds Accordingly

Zayin B'Ayin
September 29, 2014
Politics, sports
At the UN General Assembly, Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu swings for the fences with his Derek Jeter/Iran analogy.

Mazal Tov To Former Senator Norm Coleman On His New Job!

Zayin B'Ayin
September 23, 2014
Uncategorized
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In 2005, Jewish then-senator Norm Coleman blasted Saudi Arabia for "egregious violations of religious freedoms." In 2014, he's on the Saudi payroll.

New Mossad Recruitment Video Promises Lots Of Coffee, Walking Around Cities, And Looking Like A TV Spy

Zayin B'Ayin
September 22, 2014
Israel
Wanted: The type of person who can be convinced they belong in a top-secret intelligence organization from a single youtube video.

“With Jews We Lose” Says KY Senate Candidate With Absolutely Zero Chance Of Winning

Zayin B'Ayin
September 17, 2014
Politics
Candidate Robert Ransdell seems to be angling for that Mel Gibson vote in the upcoming Kentucky election.

‘Let’s Put Robot Dinosaurs On The Moon,’ Says Head Of Israel Space Agency

Zayin B'Ayin
September 16, 2014
Israel
Your move, NASA.

“American Jews, Your Lives Are Pretty Much Boring As Hell” – Israel, Basically

Zayin B'Ayin
September 10, 2014
Israel
A new ad from the Israeli government offers free educational opportunities for Jews fleeing their horrible, sub-par lives in the States. (My god, how do we even stand it here??)

These Seinfeld Facts Are Real — And They’re Spectacular!

Zayin B'Ayin
September 9, 2014
TV
Just some useful tidbits about that "show about nothing," featuring Jerry Seinfeld, his best friend Bennet, and his neighbor Kessler. (What, you didn't know that?)

Hercules – The Legendary Journeys’ Kevin Sorbo (‘Member Him?) Blames Jews For Killing Jesus

Zayin B'Ayin
September 5, 2014
Film, Religion
Pro-Tip: If you're famous for playing a pagan Greek Demigod, and are currently starring in an ultra-Christian indie flick, maybe ix-nay on the ew-jay alk-jay.

Mandy Patinkin For Prime Minister Of Israel (With Stephen Colbert’s Help)?

Zayin B'Ayin
September 3, 2014
Israel, Politics, TV
The Homeland star shares his political aspirations and plans for peace in the Middle East.

For This Guy, Beards Make A Delicious Subway Snack (Is Facial Hair Kosher?)

Zayin B'Ayin
August 29, 2014
Videos
Beard eating is all the rage for follicular foodies on the subway.
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