Scooped-Out Bagels
If God meant for us to scoop out the insides of our bagels, he wouldn’t have designed the bagel with a hole in it already. IF you’re really concerned that you’re going to get fat from eating a whole bagel, why don’t you just eat half and save the rest for later? Seriously, there is nothing more of an insult to Jewish culture than paying full price for half an item.
ADAM CHANDLER
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