Urban Kvetch: Post-Flush Etiquette in Public Restrooms

Post-Flush Etiquette in Public Restrooms
Why does a minute and a half elapse between the time you flush the toilet and actually exit the stall? What exactly are you doing in there for those extra 90 seconds? And don’t tell me you’re “adjusting” yourself? What are you “adjusting”? Tucking your shirt in doesn’t take a minute and a half. A chiropractor could adjust you quicker. Seriously, hurry your ass up. I’m peeing myself over here.

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