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Urban Kvetch: Ethnic Restaurant Demeanor

Ethnic Restaurant Demeanor
During lunch at the taco stand you attempt to impress the white stoner serving second-rate burritos by commenting on how fresh the “awacados” are, with a sly smile. At the sushi restaurant that night you start pontificating about Japanese tea ceremonies. Are you expecting the waitress to take you into the kitchen and make sweet love to you? I can only hope she serves your thoroughbred New Jersey ass some extra authentic poisonous Fugu puffer fish.
OLIVER NOBLE

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