Urban Kvetch: “. . .”

“. . .”
How come all of your emails end in “. . .”? What exactly are you trying to imply when you say that you “love my last name. . .” or “We should hang out…”? Your strategically placed form of punctuation is not endearing. It’s not some geeky pause. It’s just plain creepy. I would prefer if you just say outright, “let’s get together.” Cut to the fucking chase and spare me the syntactical innuendo. My gmail box alone has 281 “. . .”s.
JESSICA PILOT

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