Urban Kvetch: Bad Nuts

Bad Nuts
Once in a while, even when munchin’ on, say, a bag of high-end Bazzini cashews, you’ll come across a nut that tastes a li’l fruitier than the others. Disgusting. So, who in their right mind would have the gall to sell a bag of just those heinous nuts? I tried one of those 99-cent bargain bags recently, and, of course, 100 percent fruity. What a shameful enterprise. Making a business out of purveying the most inferior nuts on a budget-conscious public.


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