The Death of Reilly

To all of my fans who have been desperately seeking sustenance from my customary _joie de vivresection_ of all things entertaining, I must apologize for my absence, but I have recently suffered the loss of a loved one. I speak, of course, of the late, great, and terribly lamented gentile “Charles Nelson Reilly”:http://www.myspace.com/charlesnelsonreilly (1931-2007). A fixture of the sitcom and game show scene back in the days when leisure suits ruled the earth, Reilly’s tremendous talents and screen presence bumped him above the “John Fiedlers”:http://www.nndb.com/people/700/000098406/ of the world and into the ranks of immortals like “Larry Storch.”:http://www.nndb.com/people/933/000022867/ The second gayest actor in TV history (after “Paul Lynde”:http://www.nndb.com/people/953/000043824/ the former _Hollywood Square_ who made Sodom seem like Branson, MO), Reilly once quipped “Who do I have to blow around here to get off TV?” Sorry Mr. Reilly, but now you will forever reside in the UHF station of our minds.

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

5 Responses

  1. mrnhghts

    Do not be fooled — this post is all about Mr. Deutsch strutting his own machismo. In our generation, and in our circles, fawning lovingly over a flamboyant queen (safely fawning, I might add, as the queen in question has departed) is really the sa

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  2. Hesed

    I don’t know about the rest of you but I am getting aroused.

    And as an act of defiance to the format change which deprives me of my emoticons, let me just say: UBERJUDEN.

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  3. me_and_u

    they are talking about eating not just roasting. they are not nazis. it’s in good fun. yummy.

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  4. MosheMoshe

    me_and_u you have not read the full cartoon, you can see a man roasted so jews use the same methods nazis does and they laugh at it ! If it was 2 arabs cooking jews, the site would have been forbidden long ago !

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  5. dogzzz

    This is just some jews living up to their ‘gentile-baby eating’ stereotype. Are they using carefully crafted satire, or are they being honest? Either way, I am sure that this cartoon will promote anti-Semitism and be used to attack jews. Perhaps that is

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  6. Dave1962

    This would have been humorous if it were not historically factual.
    What’s next, an attempt by HEEB to show humor in the communist attrocities committed by Jews against Gentiles?

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  7. Reuven

    I have reported you to the anti defammation league shame on you. This cannot be a Jewish Publication.

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  8. Dave1962

    Reuben, of course this is a Jewish publication, that’s why they will get away with this.

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  9. Jeff Newelt
    JahFurry

    Its a joke folks. Plain and simple. This comic originally appeared on the backpage of the print edition of the magazine, the theme of which was the “Goy” issue. In said issue notable “gentiles” are shown plenty of love, including cover star Cheryl Hines.

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  10. kikesmustdie

    Fucking censoring my post , you pussy kike? Come on over to MY neighborhood you fucking cunt. The Jew pussy-when cornered, they’d sell their own dick. You are a Jew pig. Jew pig. How about Chosen Jew Pig? Naw, I aint anti-semetic-I just hate fucking jews.

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  11. Heeb_in_Hollywood

    I can’t understand why anyone would have difficulty digesting this?! (Excuse me, no pun intended.) It’s making fun of the notion that Jews actually eat Gentiles. Strange that some of you would want to shelter that notion from ridicule?!?!

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  12. Heeb_in_Hollywood

    Come on ma, will you cut it out? I told you I’d clean my room at 6:30.

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  13. SF_Shiksa

    wow. as the shiksa in the mix at this fine publication i’m now embarrassed of “my” people for not getting a fucking joke or at the very least combating an off-color joke with something of equal or better wit. kike this and references to the historical acc

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  14. Anonymous

    The term “Goy” is offensive in itself, it means “unclean meat” which makes one realize what the so-called Jews REALLY think about gentiles – that they’re all cows or sheep or some other farm animal.

    This cartoon is not so far from reality when one realiz

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  15. Anonymous

    The term “Goy” is offensive in itself, it means “unclean meat” which makes one realize what the so-called Jews REALLY think about gentiles – that they’re all cows or sheep or some other farm animal.

    This cartoon is not so far from reality when one realiz

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  16. Anonymous

    The term “Goy” is offensive in itself, it means “unclean meat” which makes one realize what the so-called Jews REALLY think about gentiles – that they’re all cows or sheep or some other farm animal.

    This cartoon is not so far from reality when one realiz

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  17. Hal-Turner

    The term “Goy” is offensive in itself, it means “unclean meat” which makes one realize what the so-called Jews REALLY think about gentiles – that they’re all cows or sheep or some other farm animal.

    This cartoon is not so far from reality when one realiz

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  18. jewdar
    jewdar

    So when Jews call themselves a “goy kadosh,” they’re really calling themselve “holy unclean meat” as opposed to “holy nation?” I think I need a new Hebrew-English dictionary. And a new kosher cookbook, apparently, because my pastries seem to be missing

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  19. mrnhghts

    I get sick of people acting like this blood libel was normative. Jews DID NOT use gentile blood UNLESS there was a severe shortage of grain. It was never the preferred ingredient…neither in Galiccia nor in Lithuania.

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  20. lobster

    Even though the cartoon was lame (not that I was offended by it, it’s just not really funny .. but the drawings is purrty!), at least this is testament to the fact that some jews are able to laugh at ourselves and not cry like lil’ veiled girls and explod

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  21. shushani

    Well, Josh, it looks like the Gary Coleman post did spur more debate in some circles. Our very own commenter (6 comments up), white nationalist radio host Hal Turner, wrote his own blog about it:
    http://www.halturnershow.com/

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  22. Guad

    Here is a response I received from one unHeebian person who I had almost weened from anti-semitism:

    “You almost had me fooled. I almost thought Jews had
    no axe to grind and weren’t in fact supremacists and
    then I found this “cartoon” in Heeb magazine. Th

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  23. kikesmustdie

    Some kike said:” In it, the cartoon depicts a pair of Jews murdering and killing gentiles in the best humor of a neo-Nazi charades such as Tom Metzger’s White “Aryan” “Resistance,” and one of the most vile cartoons this author has ever seen.”

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  24. kikesmustdie

    Oh, and let’s please NOT forget , these comments are satire and are for shits and giggles!

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  25. iconic

    Yup shushani, Hal Turner went with the Gary Coleman post. On his blog he positioned it as ” Gary Coleman Weds a White Girl.” and……… “what are White families teaching their daughters?”
    Some people will hate-monger a ‘whatcha talkin bout’ Gary

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  26. Grog

    As an exercise in content analysis, I checked the other ‘comments’ among the articles on this site. Almost all of them have no comments whatsoever (save for the Cheryl Hinds bit). This one, which purports to show how to cook up a juicy gentile, gets a

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  27. stacylondonismyfavoritejew

    I love Evan Dorkin! No one knows how to portray enthusiastic hate the way he does. Anyone concerned about this particular satire should read Milk & Cheese, his series of comic books about “Dairy Products Gone Bad.” In it, he satirizes every kind of bigotr

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  28. TeofiloCruz

    Nice toon!
    I will print it out and put it in my copy of Ariel Toaff”s “Blood Passover”, which I had to print out from a pdf file ‘cos no one will publish it. Maybe I’ll print it out twice and save one copy to slip into my copy of “200 Years Together”

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  29. Puck

    Amused at the perception that this ‘toon will pour ‘gasoline on neo-nazism’ cos I’m sure that neo-nazis would love the Jews if it weren’t for cartoons like these.
    It’s a mark of distinction to be despised by the right people ;)
    I’ve always found Gentile m

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  30. whatsit2u

    What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

    A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven!

    HA HA HA!

    So funny!

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