What I’m Atoning For
One brave Heeb writer spills the beans on what he's atoning (or not) for, this year.
Matisyahu: Pray Like a Rock Star
This passover be 'too cool for siddur.' Learn how to mumble fervently and fake the affectation, being sure to be most audible on obvious phrases so no one takes notice.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
A $255 million dollar ponzi scheme targeting Orthodox Jews, the Internet causes cancer leading ultra-Orthodox rabbis claim, $1.5 million Judaica heist , and a Haifa pediatrician is indicted for possession of child porn
Schadenfreude: Rick Sanchez Stars in Rabbi Shmuley Commercial
At a poorly attended event in Manhattan, Rick Sanchez apologized while Rabbi Shmuley sold books.
Heeb Fiction: Memoirs of My Gun at the ‘Gogue
On that warm afternoon I was dressed in a zoot suit with a black turtleneck sweater and shady Rayban sunglasses. Feeling very cool, but in reality a little sweaty, and with my dark olive complexion looking every bit the terrorist, I was stopped by security as I mounted the stairs asking to examine my bag.
Jonesing For Smack? Hit Up Your Shul
For our drug-addicted readers, Heeb breaks down, item by item, the street value of your average synagogue.
