A recent editorial called for the arming of every single European Jew. This European Jew has some problems with that (not that anyone asked him).
Usually when Rabbis drone it's from a pulpit.
"Walk and chew gum"? Try "sprint and blow shofar"
Our last advice column of 5773, and it's a doozy! Porn as a Bar Mitzvah gift, guilt that's good for you, and sexual tools for self-improvement.
$5 to beg at Chabad, what makes a hero, it's not me it's you.
A hasidic fraudster is profiled on CNBC's American Greed, Chabad prints a Tanya in Rikers Island jail, a Chabad yeshiva is accused of misusing a $2 million government grant, a gang of ultra-Orthodox Jews allegedly attacked and knifed a Christian Arab and more.