I want to proclaim a Jihad against this Shit ________ Say video. Not just because the entire meme stopped being funny after the first five videos (I’m being generous). And not just because they heavy-handed the entire Israeli-Palestinian conflict into a crudely edited and somewhat redundant video (Shit Girls Say, the original meme, clocked in under 1:30; this one goes on an interminable 5:15). It’s because they’ve created a politicized Shit ________ Say video for the sole purpose of trolling. Yes, that’s right. I know my own kind, and this video is only meant to anger the many, many, many (as I’ve noticed via Heeb commenters) tightly-wound, highly opinionated Jewish people.

Now someone out there will notice that most, if not all the people, in this video are Jewish. This just means you can’t call them anti-Semitic. But you can call them exceptionally lazy.

I run Hipsterjew.com. I’ve become unintentionally keen on noticing lazy jokes based on lazy stereotyping (for an Example, see my lazy post on Nehedar, or anything written on the internet mentioning ‘Hipsters’). It’s like Ann Coulter or Steve Crowder gave these people extensive pointers on how to make terribly unfunny, highly divisive videos. Shouldn’t these people instead be making unfunny PSAs about why stereotypes are hurtful? Or why Alan Dershowitz is the anti-Christ in human form? I suppose at this point I’m supposed to give some feedback about how they could have made this video interesting, but I don’t want another Shit ________ Say video, so I’ll just be a condescending dick instead.

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