Radar = Jewdar?

If you haven’t seen the December/January 2008 edition of _Radar_ featuring an “all dolled up” Nicole Kidman on its cover, you’re missing some precious MOT morsels:

First of all, you miss Fabio for the first time (at least as far as I can ascertain) “meditating on the Middle East:”:http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/2007/11/fabio_lanzoni_mediterraneum_charity_motorcycle_rally_01.php “The Israeli people have been the sacrificial lamb of history…. [The Jews] have been getting killed for 5,000 years. Enough is enough. The rest of the world does not give a shit, except America, because the Israelis have no oil.”

Second, you miss _Heeb_ Contributing Editor “Naomi Harris'”:http://www.naomiharris.com/ capturing the first-known photograph of Shalom Auslander sans “piercing stare”:http://www.heebmagazine.com/blog/view/389. If you grab a copy of the magazine, look carefully: the author of “_Foreskin’s Lament_”:http://www.amazon.com/Foreskins-Lament-Memoir-Shalom-Auslander/dp/1594489556 is quite nearly smirking.

Third, you miss a poll of 100 anti-Israel protestors outside a meeting of the UN’s general assembly in which 69 have the decency of acknowledging that the Grinch hates Christmas more than the Jews.

What do you think?

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Yid Vicious

Yid Vicious is a proud, self-hating Jew, who believes that Jon Stewart is the anti-Christ. His favorite food is toast.

4 Responses

  1. jewdar

    Fabio has totally surpassed Markus Schenkenberg as my favorite male model from the 90’s, and he can consider his ill-considered pop foray–Fabio After Dark–officially forgotten.

  2. iconic

    your “favorite male model from the 90’s ,” jewdar.

    My all time favorite male model .
    Who could be better than Fabio??


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