Next Monday, _Heeb_ Magazine is having its annual office party in “our new Brooklyn Headquarters”:http://dumbonyc.com/2007/11/27/heebmagazine-interview/, but you’re not invited. It’s true that we no longer publish the magazine out of a Manhattan studio apartment (HQ is now roughly the size of a Montana studio apartment), but unfortunately, trying to squeeze you into our new digs would inevitably lead to lots of bad jokes about Jews and railway cars.
But here’s the good news: the wee-bit-larger _New York_ magazine is holding an “anti-office holiday party”:http://nymag.com/nyxny/holiday.php the next day (Tuesday, December 18, 8 p.m.) at the Canal Room in Manhattan and, yup, you’re invited. Hosted by Rob Riggle (above), the event will also feature the comedic stylings of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and music by We Are Scientists. Send us a story of your most egregious office theft and we’ll give you two tickets to the party plus a one-year subscription to _New York_ for free. Leave it to us to give away someone else’s magazine for free….