Rabbis Excited About Erection…

 

laughing chasid

 

…of walls of family purity.  At least according to this fantastic headline:

Tremendous Arousal Following Women’s Rally to Fortify Walls of Taharoh

According to the account, after a call by Rabbi Aharon Leib Shteinman one of the top Israeli Chareidi rabbis (who also recently called on Chareidim to avoid Israel’s National Service), tens of thousands of women attended “via live broadcast”  a Bnei Brak rally to hear rousing speeches on the need to keep the family pure by avoiding the internet.  The article itself is full of all kinds of harrowing tales of family men whose lives were ruined by internet perversion, whatever that may be in the Chareidi context.  That raises an interesting question for Jewdar.  According to the account, this rally was broadcast live to over 100 locations throughout Israel.  In a world in which photos of fully clothed women–or even their faces–are considered pornographic, by assembling tens of thousands of women, Rabbi Shteinman may have become the greatest purveyor of perversion in the chareidi world.

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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