Dear Ben Stiller From 1999,

A decade of fart and diarrhea jokes will wear away at you until you have to do something incredibly drastic like buy a time machine and visit yourself ten years back.

Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors

Orthodox and ultra-Orthodox Jews raise $160,000 for convicted felon and former glatt kosher meat king Sholom Rubashkin, and a writer for Tablet Magazine says don't report your local serial killer to police.