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KatzEnberg The New TomKat?

Has Katie Holmes finally "escaped":http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/05/02/katie-holmes-gets-a-taste-of-freedom/ the clutches of her g-y (that's vague enough for me not get sued right? And no, it's not "goy") alien ...
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Greene With Envy

It has long been noted (okay, by me, but I have been ranting about it for a while) that the hospital on ER must be the only one in Chicago without a Jewish doctor. Apologists for the hospital's strangely discr...
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Miss America Flip-Flops

I've long wondered what it is that the reigning Miss America does once her bouquet of roses wilts and the other contestants have gone home to their trailers and burger-flipping boyfriends. I always kind of pic...
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Patrick Wolf: The _Heeb_ Intern Review

by editorial intern Laura E. Marcus The first thing I thought when I saw Patrick Wolf grace the stage at Brooklyn's Studio B was, "Holy shit, this guy is the Morrissey of my generation!" Now don't get me wro...
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_Heeb_ Storytelling, Sunday, May 6

She's hot. She's sassy. She's what would happen if Peaches ever gave it to Rachel Dratch with a strap-on. Catch "Adrira Amram":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUYI8PaOEgE at "_Heeb_ Stortyelling":http://www.joes...
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Stop Global Wiping

We all know that the earth is in deep doo doo, but this is ridiculous. Sheryl Crow calls for a limits to be imposed on the "use of toilet paper.":http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/04/spare_a_square.php Pictu...
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Creepshow

The NRA is accused of using anti-Semitic imagery in its "portrayal of New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg as an octopus.":http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_108175220.html Even though the eight-tentacled sea...
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Fool’s Gould

"J. Hoberman's cover story on Brooklyn-born, uber-schmendrick Elliot Gould in this week's _Village Voice_":http://www.villagevoice.com/film/0716,hoberman,76384,20.html would have been perfect for _Heeb_... if _...
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Fast Times at _EW_

On the 25th Anniversary of _Porky's_, "_Entertainment Weekly_":http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20033899,00.html waxes nostalgiac for the early 80's explosion of teen sex comedies...like _Fast Times at Ridgemont...
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Say It Ain’t So

"Cornel West's forthcoming album":http://www.hiddenbeachmedia.com/index.php?option=com_artist&Itemid=35&id=43 is as good an argument for why scholars should stay in the ivory tower as "this":http://www.youtube....