Jews For Colbert
After wrestling with my weighty conscience for weeks, I am compelled to speak out on behalf of a fringe-yet-burgeoning community. A group of naysayers that feels a deep-rooted guilt over preferring Stephen Colb...
Welcome to the Family
Michael Chabon, recently labeled "anti-Semitic":http://www.jossip.com/gossip/michael-chabon/jewish-writer-michael-chabon-puts-on-a-happy-punim-after-being-branded-an-antisemitic-20070503.php by _The New York Po...
KatzEnberg The New TomKat?
Has Katie Holmes finally "escaped":http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/05/02/katie-holmes-gets-a-taste-of-freedom/ the clutches of her g-y (that's vague enough for me not get sued right? And no, it's not "goy") alien ...
Greene With Envy
It has long been noted (okay, by me, but I have been ranting about it for a while) that the hospital on ER must be the only one in Chicago without a Jewish doctor. Apologists for the hospital's strangely discr...
Kelly Clarkson To Holocaust: “Never Again!”
It's true that I haven't heard the song yet nor have I bothered to read the lyrics but nevertheless, I'm completely supportive of my girl Kelly Clarkson getting pissed off about the Holocaust. And I say, it's a...
Patrick Wolf: The _Heeb_ Intern Review
by editorial intern Laura E. Marcus
The first thing I thought when I saw Patrick Wolf grace the stage at Brooklyn's Studio B was, "Holy shit, this guy is the Morrissey of my generation!" Now don't get me wro...
_Heeb_ Storytelling, Sunday, May 6
She's hot. She's sassy. She's what would happen if Peaches ever gave it to Rachel Dratch with a strap-on. Catch "Adrira Amram":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUYI8PaOEgE at "_Heeb_ Stortyelling":http://www.joes...
Stop Global Wiping
We all know that the earth is in deep doo doo, but this is ridiculous. Sheryl Crow calls for a limits to be imposed on the "use of toilet paper.":http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/04/spare_a_square.php Pictu...
Fast Times at _EW_
On the 25th Anniversary of _Porky's_, "_Entertainment Weekly_":http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20033899,00.html waxes nostalgiac for the early 80's explosion of teen sex comedies...like _Fast Times at Ridgemont...
Say It Ain’t So
"Cornel West's forthcoming album":http://www.hiddenbeachmedia.com/index.php?option=com_artist&Itemid=35&id=43 is as good an argument for why scholars should stay in the ivory tower as "this":http://www.youtube....
The Notorious MSG
The Original Chinatown Bad Boys announce the release of their new EP "Lunch Money." According to their website: "As your tightened anuses pulsate in anticipation, the MSG's Chinatown fire burns hotter by the mi...
Rainy Day Woman
Like chocolate and peanut butter, illustration and burlesque go great together (but with much fewer allergic reactions). Tonight, "Molly Crabapple":http://www.mollycrabapple.com/ signs her saucy burlesque activ...
