The Big Penis Book
The penises in The Big Penis Book may be of all colors and creeds, attached to owners of varying attractiveness and sometimes questionable costume choices, but they have one thing in common: they are all enor...
Donna Feldman on Red Eye
If any of you are up at 3:00 a.m. EST, be sure to catch Heeb swimsuit model Donna Feldman on the Fox News show, Red Eye. It looks like she peeled her nose out of Portnoy's Complaint long enough to talk about he...
Brett Ratner Guest Edits Heeb Summer Blockbuster
Last year, a homeless man named "Metal Mike" introduced director Brett Ratner to Heeb publisher Joshua Neuman in Manhattan. Ratner, who was tossed out of Hebrew school in seventh grade for negiya (t...
Hagee Wire
Alright, alright, so some of you didn't appreciate the Boob Tube post. Whatever happened to blogs being stream-of-consciousness ramblings? This should be more appealing to you letter-of-the-law types. The delig...
Whalebones to Perform at Diamond Days July 17
When you listen to Seattle-based band Whalebones you hear bits of Fleetwood Mac, Black Mountain and Neil Young. Check these choice tracks out and find out what I'm talking about:"Don't You Know" "...
To the Tea
Aww, when I read this story I was reminded of my bubbie: A Japanese woman and her six-month-old baby escaped unhurt from a knife-wielding thief this week after the mother calmed him down with a cup of tea and ...
Mind of Menschia
When Jewdar hears that someone is doing a humorous look at Jewish culture, we reach for our pistol.When we were informed that Carlos Mencia had done a Cultural Explorer piece on everyone's favorite semites, we ...
Eat Your Words
Good thing I'm nearly done with higher education--because the GREs just got harder. The good people at Merriam-Webster have introduced around 100 new words into the latest edition of their dictionary. My fav...
Reeling in A-Rod
According to The New York Daily News, Cynthia Rodriguez believes that Madonna lured her husband into infidelity with the ancient magic of kabbalah. "I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him,"...
Hudu You Love?
There are 37 Jews in the country of Bahrain, and one of them is its new Washington Ambassador. Eyebrows were raised last Thursday when Hudu Nunu was appointed to the position. "This move is not propaganda...
Ancestors to Perform at Diamond Days July 19
On the title track off their debut album Neptune With Fire, Los Angeles-band Ancestors lure you in with a long intro that sounds like it's lifted out of Phantom of the Opera only to transition into some of the...
