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Unexcused Tardiness

Not to be outdone by the community leaders trying to get Mike Myers to publicly apologize for his portrayal of Hinduism in The Love Guru, members of the American Association of People with Disabilties are compl...
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Pastry Porn

For those practicing pervs tiring from all the 2 Girls 1 Cup vids, have no fear: a new fetish video is taking the nation by storm. Without further ado, I give you cake farts. ...
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_Flipping Out_: The _Heeb_ Review

By Nadine Levyfield High in the hills of the Himalayas, recently discharged Israeli soldiers swing lazily on hammocks, stoned out of their minds on whatever they can get their hands on. In the thick sand of the...
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Batman Ends

First Heath Ledger dies. Then Christian Bale assaults his sister and mother. Yesterday Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car crash. Coincidence? Or did Tom Cruise cast some diabolical, scientological sp...
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Alexander Solzhenitsyn: 1919-2008

Jewdar would like to extend condolences to the family of Alexander Isaevich Solzhenitsyn, a man whom we always considered both a great writer and a man of tremendous courage. Solzhenitsyn's personal odyssey ...
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Holy Snacks

Hold the wafers and wine. Jesus now comes in a new flavor-- cheesy. Opening a bag of Cheetos was a religious experience for a woman in High, Ridge, Missouri, last week when she discovered a puffed cheese piece ...
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Eis on the Prize

The Jewish role in the comic book industry needs no elaboration here. Mostly, though, it's been an American affair, with the occasional entry from an English 'Eeb like Neil Gaiman. Now, at last, our country ...
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Cub Scouts

It's been a hundred years since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series--and four months since we boldly predicted (who says we don't take important editorial stands?) that this would be the year the drought woul...

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