Unexcused Tardiness
Not to be outdone by the community leaders trying to get Mike Myers to publicly apologize for his portrayal of Hinduism in The Love Guru, members of the American Association of People with Disabilties are compl...
Pastry Porn
For those practicing pervs tiring from all the 2 Girls 1 Cup vids, have no fear: a new fetish video is taking the nation by storm. Without further ado, I give you cake farts. ...
_Pineapple Express_: The _Heeb_ Review
By David Weiner The "bromance" has had many incarnations in cinematic history, from Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot to Paul Newman and Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance ...
Looking Back at the Postville Protests
By Ethan Michaeli One week has gone by since I saw the protests in Postville, and I can't forget the tiny woman wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet on her ankle. She was pushing a stroller at the head of ...
_Flipping Out_: The _Heeb_ Review
By Nadine Levyfield High in the hills of the Himalayas, recently discharged Israeli soldiers swing lazily on hammocks, stoned out of their minds on whatever they can get their hands on. In the thick sand of the...
In Case You Were Wondering What’s On Our Jewkbox…
It's been awhile since we gave you our Summer Music Preview, so we figured we'd list some artists currently getting serious airtime at HQ: Parts and LaborBJ Warshaw of the Brooklyn electro/damaged punk band Par...
Batman Ends
First Heath Ledger dies. Then Christian Bale assaults his sister and mother. Yesterday Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car crash. Coincidence? Or did Tom Cruise cast some diabolical, scientological sp...
Alexander Solzhenitsyn: 1919-2008
Jewdar would like to extend condolences to the family of Alexander Isaevich Solzhenitsyn, a man whom we always considered both a great writer and a man of tremendous courage. Solzhenitsyn's personal odyssey ...
Holy Snacks
Hold the wafers and wine. Jesus now comes in a new flavor-- cheesy. Opening a bag of Cheetos was a religious experience for a woman in High, Ridge, Missouri, last week when she discovered a puffed cheese piece ...
Countdown to the _Heeb_ Olympics
Four modern-day gladiators do battle for the gold (a lifetime supply of Gold's mustard), beginning on August 8, 2008 right here on _Heebmagazine.com_. ...
Eis on the Prize
The Jewish role in the comic book industry needs no elaboration here. Mostly, though, it's been an American affair, with the occasional entry from an English 'Eeb like Neil Gaiman. Now, at last, our country ...
Cub Scouts
It's been a hundred years since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series--and four months since we boldly predicted (who says we don't take important editorial stands?) that this would be the year the drought woul...
