Palin-tines Day
Imagine what Sarah Palin would do to the Oval Office if she gets her hands on the presidency. Click through on this page if you're bored at work and want to feel your blood pressure rise through the roof. Serio...
All Eyes on Long Island
Barack Obama and John McCain square off tonight at Hofstra University for their third and final presidential debate. Speaking to a crowd of supporters at campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., on Sunday,McCai...
Fiasco: The _Heeb_ Interview
A trio of barely 18-year-olds playing music that sounds like instrumental versions of Fugazi at warp speed, Fiasco has become a fixture at some of the best shows in the same Brooklyn underground scene that help...
_Heeb_ Storytelling Hits Ann Arbor
John McCain may have forgotten about Michigan, but _Heeb_ hasn't! On Wednesday, October 15, _Heeb_ Storytelling travels to Ann Arbor, Michigan. The night will feature stories by author Danit Brown (pictured), c...
Wigging Out
Are you a stylish Orthodox Jewish woman? Do you have $800 to blow? Then head to _www.sheitel.com_ where you can purchase your very own Sarah Palin lookalike wig. Update: the wig has been marked down to $700, so...
Name Shame
So, apparently Jennifer Thornburg of North Carolina was so riled up about having to dissect animals in science class that she legally changed to her name to "CutoutDissection.com"-- the address for a ...
The Hasidic Zombie Movie That Everybody’s Talking About
Okay, maybe we're the only ones who've been talking about it up to this point, but that's soon about to end as Night of the Living Jews screens at Grauman's Chinese Theater on the Hollywood Walk of Fame as part...
Jorg Haider: 1950-2008
On Rosh Hashana the year is inscribed, and on Yom Kippur, it is sealed. And while repentance, charity, and prayer may cancel the stern decree, there's no indication that Jorg Haider, Austria's premier post-war...
Simon Says “Kneel Before Me”
Yehude Simon has been tapped as the new Prime Minister of Peru after a government crisis left President Garcia without a cabinet. From what Jewdar has been able to ascertain, Simon's father came from Palestine...
M.I.A. Pregnant
It is being reported that pop revolutionary M.I.A. canceled her summer tour plans because she was pregnant with the child of fiance Benjamin Brewer (son of Warner Music Chairman Edgar Bronfman). How lucky is th...
Playing Chicken
Apparently, it's okay to shoot wolves from planes, but not to swing a little poultry around. Animal rights activists have decided to start making threats to a New York City rabbi in opposition to the Yom Kippur...
Obama’s “Hidden Hawaiian History”
Andy Martin,whoin 1986 ranfor Congress on an anti Jew-Power platform, is an amazing, first-rate all American nutcase. As reported in The Nation about a year ago, Martin is probably the one responsible for terri...
