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Dylan Announces New Album Title, Set for April

March 17, 2009

Bob Dylan's 33rd studio album is set to drop next month. Together Through Life will follow up 2006's Modern Times, his first album to hit #1 since 1976 and first ever to debut there.Dylan began the record when ...

Schfartz Attack!

Brian Abrams

March 17, 2009

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The gossip gods at TMZ have reported that old meshug Jackie Mason referred to President Obama as a "schfartzer" during a standup performance last Thursday, and that multiple members in the audience we...

Ancient Israelite Text Inspires Cyberharassment

jewdar

March 16, 2009

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Let's be clear about this. There's no such a thing as good cyberharassment. Pretty much by definition, it's always bad, and always crazy. But accepting those qualifiers, we can say that there is a difference be...

Sarah Silverman: Real Funny

March 16, 2009

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With all the talk about her dating habits and squabbles over her show's budget, sometimes I forget why I love Sarah Silverman. But watching her go off-the-cuff, putting the quick-witted Bill Maher to shame on R...

_Heeb_ Proves Yet Again Jews Not Smart

MichaelLiss

March 13, 2009

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Heeb came up just a wee bit short in a media trivia night earlier this week. The event was round two of a series of nerdy sporting contests sponsored by Saucony Originals.The stakes were high, with Team Heeb co...

Freaky Friday

March 13, 2009

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So guess what? Friday is the 13th, again! (Remember last month when it was Friday the 13th before Valentine's Day? That was fun). According to Wikipedia, which is a highly reliable source, we have three, count ...

Jewess Jeans: The Second Coming

March 13, 2009

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Last week Saturday Night Live aired the updated version of their one hour commercial parody special and included the 1980 classic Jewess Jeans with Gilda Radner. For those of you who missed the original (or w...

The Mother of All Funkdafied Mashup Artists

March 12, 2009

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Israeli musician Kutiman knows how toturn it outwithout evenleaving his bedroom. It takes Barbra Streisand a decade to put out an album, Britney Spears a pregnancy or two for a comeback, but Kutiman got his gam...

Little (Jewish) Britain

ElliotKotlyar

March 12, 2009

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OMG, best news ever! Matt Lucas, the wildly hilarious co-creator and star of Little Britain, plans to write a sitcom about modern Jewish life in England.Can't wait, it'll be like _The Nanny_ on crack. ...

29,000 Problems But a Bitch Ain’t One

jewdar

March 11, 2009

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And the wacky misadventures of John Demjanjuk keep on going. Drafted into the Red Army, taken prisoner by the Germans, recruited as an SS auxilliary to work in a death camp, came here after the war under false ...

Where Mad Men Meets Superman

kbookatz

March 11, 2009

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Peep this brand new funny orDIE vidof Jon Hamm (aka: Mad Men's Don Draper) channeling his best Lex Luthor, who attempts to endear himself to Obamain hopes that the president will bailout hisflailing company,Lex...

Fake-Tanning Now Found to Be Lethal

kbookatz

March 11, 2009

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To us moreshallow (read: naive) folk, fake-tanning is a lot like dabbling in cocaine usage: You know it's hella bad for you but you go ahead and do it anyway.One more time is not gonna hurt anyone/thing, right?...