The King James Bible
Sometimes something comes along which is just so freakishly crazy that even we couldn't come up with it. Case in point--that NBA superstart LeBron James, when asked by Time Magazine who whom he would tap for t...
Elliott Gould: The Heeb Interview
By Linda Burnett What seem like eons before Seth Rogen found himself and his head of curly hair on the cover of Playboy, Elliott Gould was gracing the cover of Time and being touted as a new kind of sex symbo...
Penn + Carrey + Del Toro = Larry + Curly + Moe?
Sean Penn, Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro may be appearing as the Three Stooges in an upcoming Farrelly Brothers pic. Variety reports that MGM has signed Penn to play Larry, with negotiations under way for Car...
_Heeb_ SXSW Recap
For those of you who didn't make it down to hipster spring break at SXSW and didn't get to sample the Austin Tex-Mex, 80 degree weather, and of course, the 1,000 bands that took over the city for five days, the...
It’s the Loneliest Number Since the Number One
It turns out that a Queens construction worker made some money off of Bernie Madoff—he scored $1,500 from the New York State Lottery by gambling on the money manager's prison numbers: 61727-054. That got me thi...
_Heeb_ Hundred Exhibit in Jackson Hole
Our Heeb Hundred Portrait Exhibition traveled to the Lyndsay McCandless Gallery in Jackson Hole, Wyoming (yes, Wyoming!) this month. According to our Biz Director Adam (the guy in the video with the Jew-fro), ...
Sixty-Foot Penis Invades the Berkshires
Every once in a while, humanity sneaks up and treats me to a warm, fuzzy hug, and I deem the world to be in a good place. That's how I felt when I was sent a link to this image - a 60-foot penis that an 18-year...
_Heeb_ Magazine Fake Holocaust Memoir Contest: Deadline for Submissions Only One Week Away
As we approach the April 1 deadline for entries to Heeb Magazine's Fake Holocaust Memoir Contest, I thought I'd chime in on the online cottage industry of Heeb haters it seems to have engendered. In my 5 years ...
NASA May Be Stuck with Colbert Space Crapper
Colbert Nation may have successfully launched their hero into outer space.NASA recently held an online contest to name Node 3 on the International Space Station. While the top vote-getter of the agency's four s...
Adult Nights
Seth Pitman, Wild Light's keyboardist and backup vocalist, tells me the story of the highly noticeable Star of David dangling around his neck. "An Israeli soldier gave me the necklace, and I've worn it pretty m...
50 Cent: Blood in the Sand
On the surface, and even at its core, the latest videogame from 50 Cent is nothing short of a self-serving boner jam of big guns, fast cars and masculinity at its most moronic—and that's exactly why you should ...
