Happy National High Five Day
Heeb wishes you a happy National High Five Day, which occurs on the third Thursday of each April. The holiday originated at the University of Virginia in 2002 and provides a time for everyone to celebrate the p...
American Apparel Strikes Back at Woody
Wholesome clothing retailer American Apparel struck out against Woody Allen yesterday, laying the seeds of its defense in the $10 million lawsuit the director filed against the company for using his image in a ...
Crucify Me
Stunt documentarian and Heeb 100 alum John Safran crucified himself as part of a Good Friday repentance rituals in the rural Philippines. He told the villagers that he was partaking in the ritual in the hope...
Paul Rudd Can Rip My Bodice Any Day
Harlequin just turned 60! And to honor the fact that the romance novel publisher is now officially f-ing old, Nightline got a bunch of celebrity-like people, including Paul Rudd, to read smutty books out loud.S...
Eric Yahnker
Eric Yahnker's left forearm is permanently marked by what he calls his "Heebraham" tattoo—a portrait of Abraham Lincoln with a Star of David resting just below the beard. "Whenever a gentile asks me what it tak...
Lookin’ Fine
Jewdar is not thrilled with the "all goy all the time" lineup for the new Three Stooges biopic. What makes the choice of Sean Penn (who at least has a touch of the Torah-brush) as Larry so annoying, ...
We Are the Fury’s Warm Lobster Salad Recipe
Here is the story of how one band turned roadtrip thriftiness into stinky, non-kosher deliciousness. Check out Heeb's Music Issue for We Are The Fury's Steven Lublin's much more refined recipe for "Warm Lo...
Mel Gibson Gets Dumped
After 28 years of marriage, Mel Gibson's wife Robyn has filed for divorce. With no prenup to be found, the father of seven who is worth an estimated $900 million, according to an article in the December 1, 200...
Finally, A Passover Video That Doesn’t Make You Hate Jews
My inbox is filled with "funny" matzo related videos from my extended family so it must be Passover. Thankfully, there was also one forwarded to me via comedian/therapist Dr. Katz, an animated interpretation o...
Tall, Dork and Handsome
With Observe and Report, starring fuzzy teddy bear Seth Rogen, opening tonight, and I Love You, Man and Adventureland already lighting up silver screens across the nashe, this weekend's box office offers cinema...
First Iowa, Then Manhattan?
As soon as we saw the news about Iowa legalizing same sex marriage, we knew it was coming, and lo and behold, just a few days later, Vermont follows suit. Let's be clear, we have no problem with gays, but we th...
Sissy (I Mean, _Hissy_) Fit
I'm going to feel bad if this kid actually has, like, Asperger's or something. Thousands have responded (with remix videos, natch) to his recent religulous vids on the Lord's gift of free will and same sex mar...
