Two decades into their career, with seven studio albums and Adam Yauch's distinguished silver mane to show for their hard work, no one would blame the Beastie Boys if they headed into retirement on some private...

I was totally shocked that Scarlett Johansson's album of Tom Waits covers, Anywhere I Lay My Head, didn't totally suck. But I gotta say, I am going to approach her follow-up, Break Up, with a lot of caution. Fo...

Of all the special guests ever featured on Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sunday night's episode ("Der Inflatable Fuhrer") contained the most special guest of all: Adolf Hitler himself.Of cours...

Though the Denver Nuggets evened up the Western Conference Finals with the Los Angeles Lakers last night and the Orlando Magic pulled ahead of the Cleveland Cavaliers on Sunday, it seems pretty much a forgone c...

It's safe to say that there has been a recent fascination in the music world with revisiting the 1990s. Examples range from Deerhunter and Wavves tackling the lo-fi fuzz practiced by luminaries like Pavement an...

Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One Management, made his suggestion for what his company needs to boost its global appeal: "I think that formula one needs a black, Jewish woman who, if poss...

This just in from celebrity, sex and fashion site Jezebel: A woman has become the first African-American female rabbi. Normally, I only turn to the Gawker-owned website to see whose sagging gut Cosmo had the te...

Synth-pop g-ds Depeche Mode were forced to postpone the first leg of their European tour due to lead singer Dave Gahan's battle with gastroenteritis, commonly known as stomach flu. At least we know it's not s...

Somewhere in the Middle East, Bin Laden is sitting in a tiny, dank cave eating bonbons, wondering how these four men in Riverdale, New York, couldn't tell the difference between a water balloon and a bomb and t...

Andrew Giuliani, son of "America's Mayor," has lost his case against Duke University. He was suing the school for dropping him from the golf team. Giuliani claimed breach of contract, while Duke count...

"Is cunt too strong a word to call a 12 year old?" American Idol's Jackie Tohn doesn't think so. After walking the red carpet at the shocking American Idol finale last night, she stopped by Heeb Sto...

Jewdar is still reeling from the news coming out of Riverdale this morning--Archie is going to walk down the aisle with either Betty or Veronica. If all goes according to plan, Archie readers will be treated (a...