Dog Bites Man, Jonas Brothers Edition
What's up with the big nothing over new TSA measures? In Israel it’s simple. If you’re ascertained to be a Jew, you get through relatively quickly.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Kosher food distributor commits treif-assed bigamy, Orthodox Jewish civil guard arrested for assaulting a black youth, and Israel's most horrific child abuser is convicted on all charges.
Links for Superhero Hellenists
Foreskin Man vs. Monster Mohel (the graphic novel), mastectomy parties are the new sweet sixteen, move over spring water.
Half Jew, Full Drunk
As an Irish Jew, I like to get drunk, but I like to get drunk in an economically responsible way. Here's the way to do it...
Chosen Music: Suuns
Montreal’s ascent to continental hub of indie rock and other creative pursuits has long since been assured in the post-Arcade Fire era, yet they keep cranking out an outsized portion of musical talent. Case in Point: Suuns.
Links in 3D
Schindler's List in 3D, a kosher turkey divides, at least we aren't as inbred as the mizrahim.
Chosen: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Ultra-Orthodox bath attendant accused of beating teen, whether or not a wet towel was used remains to be seen...
Don’t Jump, Kanye West
Kanye West shockingly similar to Kurt Cobain maybe he will be seeing Jesus Walk sooner than we think.
Crappy Hanukkah
8 years after Heeb transformed Jewish culture forever, do we really need to send Hanukkah cards with dancing hasidim, jokes about nagging bubbes, and JAPs talking about their nose jobs?
Chosen Video: Drunk in Public
Jewish or not, swarthy rap troupe, The Delusions, sample from ye old yiddishkeit music pages, and are pretty f****ing funny...
Meier Menorah: Costs More than Chocolate Money
Architect Richard Meier's industrial chic menorah goes on sale to those with money and candles to burn.
Links for an exorbitant turkey
The hundred dollar kosher turkey, Shit My Torah Says, AIPAC staffers gone wild.
