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Eagle and Talon: The _Heeb_ Interview

It's safe to say that there has been a recent fascination in the music world with revisiting the 1990s. Examples range from Deerhunter and Wavves tackling the lo-fi fuzz practiced by luminaries like Pavement an...
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Is That Pastrami in Your Pocket…?

Lately, Craigslist's sexual encounters page has been a go-to-spot for everything from killing, raping and general freakish behavior. This blurb comes from a recent CL posting:  We are two elderly but spry ...
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Post-Ronson

No huge shocker here, but Lindsay Lohan (still reeling from her awkward breakup with Samantha Ronson) is back hunting for cock. And you'll never guess where she's hunting for it. Okay, maybe since this is _Heeb...
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Team _Heeb_ Rolls a Gutter Ball

Unable to locate its inner Lebowski, Team Heeb proved that Jews aren't so good with the bowling in the final of five nerdy sporting contests sponsored by Saucony Originals.Only two of the eight team members wer...
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Sarah Silverman: Real Funny

With all the talk about her dating habits and squabbles over her show's budget, sometimes I forget why I love Sarah Silverman. But watching her go off-the-cuff, putting the quick-witted Bill Maher to shame on R...
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_Heeb_ Proves Yet Again Jews Not Smart

Heeb came up just a wee bit short in a media trivia night earlier this week. The event was round two of a series of nerdy sporting contests sponsored by Saucony Originals.The stakes were high, with Team Heeb co...
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Seinfeld’s New Deal

Just when it seemed like Jerry Seinfeld's career was all washed up, NBC green lights six episodes of his reality series, centering around married life. Seinfeld may make cameos, but will likely stay behind the ...
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Breaking: Courtney Love NOT Anti-Semitic

We've heard it from bloggers, the Post and our readers—Courtney Love is anti-Semitic. Yeah, yeah, she made a crack about "Jew loan officers" and "Jew private banks," true. But one out of context comment does no...