It took a few thousand years, but Womankind has finally got some payback on the Serpent. Orit Fox, Israel’s Answer to Pamela Anderson, was shooting a commercial with a snake, when the snake, perhaps recognizing how bad this was for its career, bit her on the breast, all captured on film. According to reports, the snake has since expired of silicone poisoning. There is certainly a part of Jewdar that finds this a bit too urban legendy (shouldn’t she have been leaking?), but we’re running with it anyway. This does, of course, offer an interesting possibility for historians. If we can find the asp that bit Cleopatra on the breast, an autopsy could prove decisively that her breasts were real.
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