Star Whores: Princess Leia and Her Stunt Double (The Daily What)

Facebook Movie Begins Filming. Twitter Shit’s Itself (Gawker)

Weezer’s Raditude: It’s NOT just a horrible name… (Tiny Mix Tapes)

UFC’s Pat Barry: Breakin’ Bones & Broke At Home (Cagewriter)

SONY Takes a "Risk" of Being Retarded (Film Drunk)

Woman Allergic to Husband’s Sperm (Seriously? Omg)

Elephists of Fury (Bookslut)

Damien Hirst’s Alcohol-Drenched Sausage in a Baby Bottle and Other Findings (Art Fag City)

Aquaman Gets His Physical (The Aquaman Shrine)

Lights, Camera, Putrefaction: Death to the Original Screenplay (IFC’s Independent Eye)

Remind Grandma, It’s National Alzheimer’s Month! (TakePart)

Old Tears for New Years (Tao of Dan)

Homothrowbic Taxi Driver Says "No" to Hugs (Gothamist)

Whack Joe Lieberman Off! (StripJoe)

Sexistentialism (For the Record: Rhymes With Jizzum) (AreYouShaved)

Pop-Talkin’ Walken Readies Gaga Coffin (Death + Taxes)

Join the Heartbreak Survival Society Social (Hartzveytik!)