Israel’s Atomic Secret

 

Jewdar is not a big fan of Netanyahu to start with (Really, Bibi, a combover?  You’re bald, accept it, move on–look, we all hope that we could have Ben Gurion’s hair when we reach that age, but Begin was bald and he was pretty cool), but his performance at the UN yesterday was borderline treasonous.  For decades, it has been a presumption–and for Israel’s part, a useful one–that Israel has an extensive, if unverified, nuclear arsenal.  If Bibi’s picture of an atomic bomb is any indication of what he thinks a nuclear weapon looks like, however, we think it fair to say that not only does Israel not have any nuclear weapons, we’re not even sure if they really know what they are (Hint–they aren’t bombs from a 1940’s Bugs Bunny cartoon).

Way to lose Israel it’s nuclear deterrence, Bibi.

What do you think?

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

4 Responses

  1. Michael Alex

    Ok, that’s kind of a leap of faith – no? It was marketing genius. First of all, the UN is mainly anti-Israel degenerates that need things spelled out simply. Second of all, the photo went viral and got many people smiling. Perhaps that was a stealth way to take the edge off of the deadly message he needed to deliver and will leave a little “feel good” residue if Israel needs to take action.

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  2. Adam Stone

    This is, by far, the dumbest comment I have ever seen anywhere, who is this “JEWDAR” moron? how does HeeB post a comment by someone so stupid?…and guess what, I don’t even like Bibi so much as well…

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  3. SK

    JEWDAR LEARN YOUR FACTS. ISRAEL HAS MORE NUCES THEN 95% OF THE NATIONS ON THIS EARTH WITH APPROX 200 OF THEM. GO READ BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANTI ISRAELI BULLSHIT.

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