If This Country’s Rockin’, Don’t Come A-Knockin’

To much of the world, Israel is a diabolical force that manipulates the world. To those of us in the know, Israel is… well, Israel. The latest reminder of this comes from the sinister looking figure pictured above, one Shlomo Benizri. What cunning machinations was Knesset Member Benizri recently involved in? Apparently, this Zionist mastermind was attempting to hurl the full force of the Israel lobby against the latest threat to the existence of the Zionist Entity. We speak, of course, of gays, who, according to Benizri, are responsible for the earthquakes which periodically strike the Holy Land. While we of course wish the MK nothing but the best in his quest to arrest seismic antisemitism, we are concerned that he may, in fact bring God’s wrath down by virtue of his shameless aping of the Oyim-gay.

What do you think?

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

4 Responses

  1. iconic

    yup Puck , ” maybe the fat ones . ” or

    Maybe the gays that are to blame are purple, and carry a purse……
    Tinky Winky !!

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  2. Ronduck

    He isn’t doing this to copy us goyim. The Torah condemns homosexuality and he is attempting to follow its rules. I expect this to become more common in Israel as those that believe that it exists because of God decide to follow His rules. They will also w

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