Jewdar has never found Denise Richards (above right, with quasi-marrano Neve Campbell) to be particularly hot. Still, one might imagine that were Jewdar to have a dream featuring her, some sort of forniculatory gestures might be involved.

So deep and pervasive is Jewdar’s unique brand of Jewish esoteric obsessiveness, however, that when we dreamt about Ms. Richards last night, it revolved around our efforts to get her to confirm an account given to us that she was, in fact, a MOT. For whatever it’s worth, according to Dream Richards, she is of German-Jewish descent. So those of you who are smitten by Ms. Richards, take heart–it’s no longer just in your dreams that you have a chance with her.

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

10 Responses

  1. mrnhghts

    Wasn’t the youngest kid on Party of Five Jewish? She really seemed Jewish.

  2. jewdar

    Lacey Chabert isn’t Jewish, but the Scott Wolf, the guy who played Bailey, is.

  3. Puck

    Well you know what they say about big teeth?
    No, me neither.
    Anyhoo, Scott Wolf was hot, for a midget…I bet his teeth weren’t very big.

  4. Puck

    Neve Campbell?
    If you say Lacey Chabert I’m reporting you to the FBI :P


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