Thanksgivukkah is nearly upon us, and until this morning, I was pretty sure I’d reached my breaking point when it came to Judaic holiday portmanteaus. Then along comes UCB’s Pantsuit sketch group, and, well, turns out I’ve got a room in my heart left for one more Hanukkah mash up. But just this one. Seriously, if I see Sadie Hawknukkah’s day, I’ll fucking quit.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Hallowanukah: The Halloween For Jews!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to eat some Pharaoh’s brans and Golem toes.