Frum Brooklyn With Love

Is Natalie Portman stalking _Heeb_?

Last week she was seen at the Kiva/ GOOD Magazine event with _Heeb_ associate publisher Adam Baruchowitz. Today, she was spotted on the Brooklyn Bridge with _Heeb_ co-conspirator Avrumi (above), who helped us hijack the mitzvah tank way-back-when. If, next week, we discover her sitting on the couch alongside _Heeb_ humor editor David Deutsch during Dancing with the Stars, we will certainly seek a restraining order.

What do you think?

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The Grand Conspirator

The Grand Conspirator is part of a secret Semitic society that traces its roots to Medieval Salamanca. He will be saying Kaddish for Soupy Sales for the rest of his life.

2 Responses

  1. iconic

    “Natalie Portman………..”
    that’s interesting.
    But -where is the pic of Adam Baruchowitz???

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