Eliot, Phone Ho

As the sordid stories of Bill Clinton and Jim McGreevey attest, Jews are no strangers to political sex scandals. Still, it’s nice to be on the other end of things for a change. At any rate, the weirdest part of the whole story is that apparently the gov’s pseudonymn through the whole sordid affair was "George Fox," which apparently was also the name of a ho bustin’ Wild West Rabbi. Coincidence? Probably, but we at Jewdar like to think it was an ironic shout-out.

What do you think?

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

7 Responses

  1. joshua_neuman

    Never have I been as proud to be part of this magazine than when I first saw the headline above.

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  2. Hesed

    I loved the headline in the paper: “Spitzer invoved in prostitution ring”…as if he were pimpin hoes out of the governors mansion.

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  3. Heeb_in_Hollywood

    Now that you mention it, he does bear a striking resemblance to E.T.

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  4. iconic

    and now up to the part where Eliot is quarantined in his Fifth Avenue apartment.
    Bicycle shops in the area ready…..

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  5. iconic

    wondering how women feel about the Mrs. standing up there with Eliot during each of his embarrassing statements…..

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  6. booboo

    how bout “spitzer swallows” that was from our esteemed harvard correspondent

    Reply

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