Walmart doesn’t exactly call to mind a paradise of inter-religious understanding. Which is why it’s great to see the oft-derided big-box archetype make such a valiant effort at reaching out to their Jewish clientele.
“Jews”, they’re saying, “We totally get you! You’ve got Rabbis, and you want your kids to dress like ‘em!”
And girls? Don’t you worry, Walmart’s got you covered, too.
America, how can you say no to these completely not-shitty costumes? And at such reasonable prices! But, don’t hold your breath for a pint-sized pontiff costume anytime soon – That would be offensive.