Ladies, meet Tim Samuels, a London Jew who’s coming to New York City to record a BBC radio show about his Holy Grail quest to find a NJG. According to his press release:
"Tim Samuels (33) is a highly successful BBC television journalist with a strong commitment to social action–and an inexplicable attraction to feisty New York women (plus he’s always fancied ending up with an American wife). He’s terribly charming, tall, handsome, with an accent that makes him at least sound intelligent and some of the best teeth in London. And he’s coming to NY on his mission to meet his match from 12-19 September. Your mom would like him–and your granny could join the rock band he formed to help seniors fight back. If you fancy going a lovely date with Tim and doing your bit for US-British relations e-mail: [email protected]."
Thanks for being sensitive enough to begin your mission on September 12, Tim. September 11 was already depressing enough–even without having to listen to you talk about your mother.