My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Green experienced Ecstasy, acid, shrooms, mescaline, cocaine, crystal, pot and almost every kind of downer—then she got to experience breast cancer.
Kyketail, Anyone?
Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try buying them one of these Heeb signature sippers. After all, a conversation about your virulent anti- Se...
Don’t Get Fresh With Me
Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as another dough-bomb you know.
Stale Challah Croutons
Ingredients:
1 Stale Challah
Directions:
1. Preheat...
Spoonful of Sugar
If you're looking for something to do with your money now that the stock market has crashed, put it all on Natasha Lyonne's comeback.
The Chosen Ones
Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon will someday be right up there with those dead guys. Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity and Fir...
Excessive Wear
Face it, dude, you're a fucking mess. Your breath stinks, your hair is dishevelved and your clothes wreak of cigarette stench. Winter fashion even though the party's so over.
Riot Incorporated
Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan have given being bonkers a bad name. And this, friends, is why you need to appreciate Courtney Love. She may be a partied-out, namedropping big mouth, but thanks to her, it's still cool to be a screw up.
The Wasted Issue
In turning The Simpsons' Krusty the Clown (née Herschel Krustofski) into a golem, dripping obscenely in a bukkake of resin, New York-based sculptor Justin Lieberman hasn't quite created a monster, but a fittin...
Waste Management
Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn't take into account the four layers ...
Trail of Ashes
Aulcie Perry did more than just play basketball. And it would take more than a drug conviction for his country to forget it.
