Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn’t take into account the four layers you drape over the seat in public restrooms. In an effort to reduce our carbon footprint, Heeb offers you this list of environmentally-friendly toilet paper alternatives.
A race of shit-cleaning robots (pictured above)
The hand of a sleeping friend
Your rent check
The Toilet seat
this is gross but the photography is very good. the proper name for lining the toilet seat with layers of toilet paper is “making a bird’s nest.”