Back to Black?
Apparently, Amy Winehouse went to the Caribbean on holiday a soul singer and came back boasting a new reggae-flavored sound. And, apparently, it ain't good. So bad, in fact, that she has to come up with a whole...
Squatter’s Rights
I know it's crude, but you have to appreciate that this little setup has been my ass's saving grace. It's way too difficult to drop a bomb in our Brooklyn bathroom with five co-workers typing away at their keyb...
Fancy Religious Machers Clash in Cross Kerfuffle
Former Hitler Youth member and current Pope, Benedict XVI, has been told that he cannot wear his usual golden cross (or any cross at all for that matter) during his upcoming visit to the Western Wall in Jerusal...
P.M.S. Funny
Some say that www.pmsbuddy.com (a website that alerts your friends and neighbors when Aunt Flow is in town) is just lightly masked URL trash rolling the clock back on Women's Lib.However, one regional mommy blo...
Delicious Bar Mitzvah Photo Cake
Wondering what to do with your old Bar Mitzvah photos? Aside from putting them up on your JDate profile or Facebook page, why not put them on a cake? All of the fun of your Bar Mitzvah, plus frosting. This part...
Ode To A Sitcom Queen
You used to be my hero and used to make me laugh. But now your tired punchlines are merely ugly gaffes. I placed you on a pedestal, which somehow never crashed. Until your zany blogging made me see you as whi...
Celebrity Skins
They dream of their big break, cranking out lyrics and licks, lusting after the limelight. They're your typical rock band—only racist.
The Professional
A rock journalist catches up with KISS and sees them without their makeup—in more ways than one.
Chai Times with Sean Paul
The moment he rolls up to the joint—I mean, hotel suite—it's easy to see that 36-year-old Jamaican reggae and dancehall megastar Sean Paul has it all: brains, talent and plenty of green (backs, that is). Paul t...
Ol’ Dirty Lawsuit
Russell Jones (a.k.a. ODB) got into a lot of trouble when he was alive. Now, nearly five years after his death, his biographer finds herself caught up in a web of legal woes.
Keel Over Beethoven
As the scruffy artists file into their lab for design class at Brooklyn multi-arts space, 3rd Ward, each lets out a small, discernable gasp. For there on the room's sole couch lounges Saturday Night Live cast m...
