Bundle of Goy

Big mazel, as they say in the music biz (you can tell Jewdar is an entertainment industry insider because we use words like “biz”), to Jordan Bratman and Christina Aguilera on the ceremonial prepuce snipping of their son, Max Liron. As with the Weiszonofsky bris (the son of Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky to those of you who don’t read Jewdar in print), our invite seems to have gotten lost in the mail, but Jewdar is nothing if not forgiving, and will refrain from adding our insult to Max’s injury, especially since, to the best of our knowledge, La Christina never chose to be Chosen, and hence, Max seems to have truly received the unkindest cut.

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About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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