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Joseph Goebbels Looks Back on Ten Years of Heeb Magazine

Joseph Goebbels Looks Back on Ten Years of Heeb Magazine

A revealing documentary on the rise of Heeb Magazine

Hasid Crashes “Holy Rollers” Screening, Attacks Filmmakers via Twitter

Last night’s Woodstock Film Festival benefit screening of “Holy Rollers,” the Jesse Eisenberg vehicle about Hasidic ecstasy smugglers, was crashed by an unexpected and uninvited guest, Luzer Twersky (yes, that’s pronounced “loser”), a Hasid who attributes his name to a “marketing decision” by his parents. Earlier Luzer had engaged in a Twitter battle with the...

Heeb Presents: “Jew on a Porn Set”

I met Joanna Angel last year when she reviewed sausages for the Germany Issue. Shortly after, the punk rock porn star invited me to shoot some behind-the-scenes video for her movie LA Pink. All the girls on the set ignored me, but I did, at least, enjoy some free grub — and here’s the footage...

It’s Always Funny In Tehran: Our Favorite Iranian Comics

Chatting up It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's Artemis Pebdani got us wondering, how many other funny Iranians are out there? Turns out, quite a few.

Heaven’s Rejects

For many Christians, the Apocalypse represents a time when their beloved Savior will return and bring them to the big line dance in the sky; for the rest of us, the idea of “the end of days” sounds a little more like, well, the end of days. But maybe the rapture doesn’t have to be...

Keep On Tushy-Shtuping in the Promised Land

Via Tablet, Lube up with some hummus and get ready for the first all male, all Jewish, gay Israeli porn, Men of Israel. The adult film by Lucas Entertainment has nothing to do with George Lucas, but rather is run by gay, Jewish, neocon and Heeb 100 alum, Michael Lucas. For Lucas, the porn is...

That Oven Feelin’

Roseanne Barr is a Nazi domestic goddess with a tray of gingerbread men ("Jew cookies") burning in the oven.

Melissa Leo’s Unused Oscar Speech Leaked!

As you already know by now, the Oscars shunned Melissa Leo’s performance as “Jewish Mother Zombie” in Night of the Living Jews, but they did recognize her for her work in Frozen River with a “Best Actress” nod. Back in December, I interviewed Leo for Heeb and asked her to forward a copy of her...

Waste Management

Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn’t take into account the four layers you drape over the seat in public restrooms. In an effort to reduce our carbon footprint, Heeb offers you this...

Waste Management

Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn’t take into account the four layers you drape over the seat in public restrooms. In an effort to reduce our carbon footprint, Heeb offers you this...