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These crazy "birther" wacksjust won't stop believing that President Obama's isn't a UScitizen. It must be hard for them to pay attention to theevidence, like the President's birth certicate proves he was born i...

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By Kammie MannMiley Cyrus's recent breakup with 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston didn't leave her with an "Achy Breaky Heart" for long. The 16-year-old has already found herself a new boy, 17...

Instead of saving his autobiographical tale of his mother coming out as a lesbian and marrying a witch for the therapist's couch, David Hein turned it into a musical comedy. My Mother's Lesbian Jewish-Wiccan We...

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Adam "MCA" Yauch of Beastie Boys was diagnosed last week as having a cancerous tumor in his left parotid (salivary) gland. Luckily it was caught early and is localized in one area, and as such is cons...

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