Miley Cyrus Takes A Bite of the Hebrew National

By Kammie Mann

Miley Cyrus’s recent breakup with 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston didn’t leave her with an "Achy Breaky Heart" for long. The 16-year-old has already found herself a new boy, 17-year-old Gregg Sulkin, who is age-appropriate (according to the law and Disney-he stars in the Disney Channel series As The Bell Rings) and who doesn’t pose in his underwear (at least not for money). Although the Brit doesn’t know how to spell his own name (are double Gs really necessary?), he’s my favorite Miley boytoy– better than even all the virginal Jonas Brothers. Why? Gregg Sulkin is a kosher dog.

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  1. Hungry_Jew

    Brittney and Miley dating Jewish guys at the same time? Need more evidence of an anti-Semitic plot?

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  2. Anonymous

    But he’s dug himself a partisan hole with this big bill, and it’ll be interesting to breitling watches see him try to dig his way out. On the one hand, an Academy Award is nothing to sneeze at. Bullock has

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