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The Most Sane Comment comes from bloodclot on Street Carnage's post, "My Girlfriend Fucked a Hockey Team (Part 3)." "love is the second dumbest reason to do something, right after religion.&...

Heeb's inaugural superlative. . . . The Wisest Comment comes from JB on Bossip's post, Tameka Foster: Usher and I Got it in Just a Week Before He Filed forDivorce. "Tameka with 30 kids you already know the...

How designer--Albino Animals (OMG Blog) Kate Hudson: Nympho Ass & White Trash Hair (Agent Bedhead)Tee of the Day: "IOWA: Cooler than California since 2009" (The Daily What)Babies with Old Lady Names (Celeb ...

Pringles's Can Hands: Possibly The Best Banner Ad In The World (Adfreak)   This extremely unusual dog owner is destined for explosive viral status (The Daily What) Kendra Wilkinson is Someone's Wife (Cele...

While Debbie Rowe married Michael Jackson, bore him two children and then signed a contract waiving her parental rights (something my mother still refuses to do even though I'm over 30) when they divorced in 19...

Jew Lo may not be in Great Neck anymore, but she's still keeping it real. So don't be fooled by the rocks that she got--they were a Bat Mitzvah gift. ...

"Extraordinary evil" was dealt a supersized blow this morning as Judge Denny Chin sentenced Bernie Madoff to 150 years in prison for running the world's largest Ponzi scheme. Madoff said he was sorry,...

Adverts That Work #99: Satisfying All Your Canine Fetishes (Agent Bedhead)Invader's Top 10 album covers made out of Rubik's Cubes (The World's Best Ever)Most Russian Deaths From Ages 15-54 Caused By Par...

Michael Jackson's sudden death at the age of 50 shocked fans around the world. Quincy Jones was "absolutely devastated" and Cory Feldman was in "great sadness" over losing "the greatest...

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson (The New York Times) WTF? Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles (The World's Best Ever)Russell Brand, Recovering Sex Addict (Agent Bedhead)Invention of the Day: Toothpaste Tube-Squeez...

Loose Tweets Sink Ships (The Daily What)Bad Debts Kept Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen) From Inglourious Basterds role (Agent Bedhead) Utter Failures: Kate Gosselin's Marriage and Reverse Mullet (Amy Grindhouse) Eve...