Now, I’ve got nothing against the people or even the land. The problem I have is with people who think they’re doing anything other than paying for the right to say they’re not at Miami Beach. You’re at a fucking Club Med, so drop the Indiana Jones routine. The closest you’re coming to adventure is when you’re staring out the window of your cab en route from the airport to your compound.
Urban Kvetch: Costa Rica
There are many beautiful parts of Costa Rica off the typical tourist path which are wonderful and nothing like Miami Beach. In fact, this is the majority of the country. Too bad you can’t see beyond it. You’re missing out.