Urban Kvetch: The Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama
That’s right, you smirking little bastard—you were listed as treyf opposite Dolly Parton in our Spring issue. What’s the matter? Not getting as much attention now that the Falun Gong started putting on puppet shows in Union Square? Or are you bummed ’cause you go through ghostwriters faster than Michael Jackson’s pantry goes through cookies and milk? Oh yeah, and Richard Gere sucks!

What do you think?

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The international media conspiracy and/or the new Jew review. Take your pick.

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