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Tom Delay

The last we checked on Tom Cruise and his Nazi biopic Valkyrie, the real-life son of the film's main character Claus Von Stauffenberg was telling the crazed actor to "go climb a mountain."Since then, ...
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A Very Clinton Passover

When Hillary Clinton's Pennsylvania recruiters began hearing the Passover excuse from her supporters, they tried to summon volunteers with this pitch: "Make your exodus to Pennsylvania, so we can celebrate...
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Mirth Day

In honor of Earth Day, some of my favorite moments in ridiculous greenwashing: The Clean Coal ads. Fuck off. Coal is not clean. Ever. Period. Nor is it a clean and renewable resource even if it is cheap, we ...
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Kristol Balls

Just when we thought the Jewish vote was definitely going to Obama, here comes Republican and sometimes war correspondent (although he never actually appears anywhere near a war) Bill Kristol stumping for McCai...
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Pot Culture: The _Heeb_ Review

Pot Culture, authored by Shirley Halperin, a writer for US Weekly, and Steve Bloom, who helms the website www.celebstoner.com, can best be described as a pop culture junkie's rendition of a would-be Weed for Du...
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Waiter, Some Ice?

This week in Oviedo, Florida, a spitball fight broke out among some girls at Chili's. One 18-year old brat was arrested for chucking a water glass at one of her peers, which struck an innocent bystander's baby ...
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Jewish Nerd Alert!

This weekend at the New York Comic-Con in New York, fan boys will flock to all the graphic novel and toy booths to check out all their favorite heroes and villains, Star Wars certainly not withstanding. ...
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What Would Barbra Do?

Barbra Streisand, the unofficial Patron Saint of Heeb, recently donated to $5 million to LA's Cedars-Sinai Medical for a women's heart education and research program. We commend her generosity and look forward...
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The 11th Plague

William Shatner has gone from spaceship captain to Ben Folds sidekick to talking head for an online flight-booking company. It seems only natural that his next step would be to take on Biblical storytelling.In...
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Mick Jones: The _Heeb_ interview

By Jay Diamond"He is in rare form and has had a couple of beers," said the manager of Mick Jones, former guitarist and co-songwriter of the legendary punk band, The Clash. Jones, is currently on tour ...

Khaled: The Heeb Interview

This piece was originally published in April, 2008. For the most part DJ Khaled doesn't actually make the music on his solo albums; the Miami radio personality farms the brunt of that work out to superst...